The best email so far

Dear Mr. Schmult,

Good afternoon, my name is Bailey. I am a big fan of your work. I believe you know my parents, Nic and Jolene. I am writing in regards to your website’s appeal for t-shirt models. I saw you already have filled a position in the “baby model” category (very charming), but I noticed you have no representation in the “baby plus-size category”.

I believe I would be a perfect fit for the position; I have extensive experience in plus-size modeling. You may of seen some of my work in commercials (Michelin Tires, Pillsbury Dough), and even a very popular movie from the 80′s (Ghostbusters: Stay Puft Marshmellow Man). I know what it takes to get that perfect shot, and I look really good in pink.

I have included some recent head shots to give you an idea of my style of work. The first one is entitled, “This coffee would be a lot better with a penguin cookie”

and the second is entitled, “Yo fool, check out Schmult.com or I pop a cap in your pampers!“.

I hope you enjoy them, and there are much more where these came from. I look forward to working with you.

Your Plumpest Fan,
Bailey

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